Geez, legal secretaries are a suspicious bunch...

The network guys are working on a project to make maps of the floors, which will include where the network printers are. It'll help a lot, believe me, since their is neither rhyme nor reason nor labeling on these printers to identify them. So I send out emails to the people in care of the network printers asking them to tell me what model they are.

One secretary emails me back, and this is a direct quote: only if I get to keep it.

If I had said no, she wouldn't have answered?!?