Killing your parents is bad, I know... but when your dad is acting like a fucking 6-year-old because the cable had to be turned off, and your mother is being a tee-total bitch because of the catheter still in her, it's damn tempting.

It leaves me with no appetite, a headache, and a seriously foul mood.

Better be some damn good wrestling tonight in Cornelia, or someone's not gonna last the night.