The color printer that's outside my office has been blinknig for a couple of weeks that it was about to need a new drum. My law firm, being the penny pinching idiots that they are, wait until you can't use it to get the hardware guy down here to install a new one.

Except he can't.

The parts that he swears worked last time suddenly don't work this time.

So the only high-capacity color printer for the entire Columbia office (oh, 200+ people, easily) is down. There's one other color printer, a little 2500 somewhere on the 16th floor. Where? God knows...